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New Red Band Trailer for MACHETE KILLS is Easily the Greatest Trailer EVER

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 12:54 pm by David "Snackbar" Edmundson


A new red-band trailer for director Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming sequel Machete Kills has been released online, and it’s amazing!!!!! The film centers on Machete’s (Danny Trejo) quest to stop an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has plans to spread war and anarchy across the planet.  The trailer features my favorite line ever in a trailer when Mel Gibson refers to himself as a genuine “fucker-people-upper.”  Plus Machete kills 2 people with a helicopter, and Sofia Vergara steals the show with her… assets.

The film also stars Michelle Rodriguez, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Alex Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding Jr., William Sadler, and Marko Zaror.  Machete Kills opens in theaters on October 11th.

Via IGN.

Here’s the official synopsis for Machete Kills:

In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

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